Sorry that a glitch that effects less than one percent exists in a title developed by 2 people. 

I seriously hate “gamers” nowadays. I’m definitely going to sound like a hipster saying shit like this, but gaming has become so mainstream it hurts.

Playing Call of Duty doesn’t make you a hardcore gamer. Playing, experiencing, socializing about, reading about, writing about, researching development, supporting and being passionate about games is what makes you a TRUE hardcore gamer.

It’s sickening watching “gamers” literally SHIT on an independent developer consisting of TWO employees because they won’t patch a glitch that effects less than one percent of the players. Why won’t they patch it? Because they owe Microsoft lots of money, and patching a game on XBLA/PSN costs you a total of $40,000 dollars to get it re-certified. 

Play the game for what it is. Give it credit where it’s due. Experience what the developers intended you too. Read and write opinions. Attend gaming events and parties! Host your own! Look into your favorite developers. “Yeah, I saw a game I wanted so I pirated it” – F*CK YOU, BUY IT. Be passionate. 

Gaming is no longer an activity associated with 30 year old virgins in their mom’s basement. Be mature about it. It’s the fastest growing entertainment industry OF ALL TIME.

It’s a BIG f*cking deal.

Dark Souls: Tips to Success

Prepare to Die…

…A lot. But don’t fret! I’m here to help. Dark Souls is one of my favorite games ever made, and for good reason. It has amazing combat, intense strategy and near flawless RPG elements. It also has fully functional co-op play and PvP. To top it all off, it’s addicting. Very addicting.

I started my journey in the original game, Demon’s Souls for the PlayStation 3 in early 2011, the same year Dark Souls would be released that winter. It took me several months of playing, but I eventually overcame the obstacle that in Demon’s Souls and beat the final boss! Hurrah, but my journey was not over. A few months later, I was waiting patiently in the line at Gamestop for Dark Souls’ midnight release. I grabbed the collectors edition.

I was in love.

Three years later, I have all the trophies in Demon’s Souls and all the achievements in Dark Souls and Dark Souls II. I am here today to give my best three pieces of advise in honor of Dark Souls pricetag of FREE on the Xbox Live Games for Gold in the first half of June 2014.

If you’re new to the Souls series welcome. Most people will give up. You won’t because you have one thing they don’t. The knowledge that everyone who is in love with this game was just as bad as you are right now when they started. They became powerful demon hunters through hours of gameplay. They discovered these basic principals of victory through hours of play.

You’ll start with it.

1. Go Beyond Death

This is something you just need to come to terms with: Dark Souls is a game that will kill you many times. Instead of allowing the game to fill you with frustration, allow these moments to teach you what to do next time, after all, you have one chance to collect your Souls (character experience and currency) before you die again. Make sure you make that one chance worthwhile!

If you fell, remember there is a hole there. If you got crushed by an enemy’s attack while blocking, try dodging next time. The best advice I can give you with Dark Souls is to never let yourself get frustrated and to always learn from your mistakes, because most of the time you die in Dark Souls will be your mistake.


2. Environments are the Friendliest Enemy

Environments can both guide you and kill you. Out of all the tips you’ll hear, remember this one. Always take in your surrounding area, plan ahead and move at a steady and sure pace. Always watch your step in an area you’ve never been before and always be ready for the unexpected. Take note of the theme of the area because it can give you some powerful hints on what kind of enemies to expect.

If you are in an area that the enemies just seem impossible to kill because of how little damage you do, you’re most likely in a more advanced area. If you’re in a massive fortress, be prepared for floor and wall traps at all times. If you’re in a lava infested area, remember there will probably be hellish demons on the prowl.

You should also remember to always explore. You might find useful items, gear or even key items to help you progress more quickly.


3. Your Weapon is an Extension of You

Never be afraid to keep using a weapon you’re comfortable with as long as you know how to scale your character with it. If it’s a longsword, balance your points into strength and dexterity, if it’s a hammer balance them into strength almost exclusively, if it’s a scimitar balance them into dexterity almost exclusively.

Then again, if you’re using a weapon like the Drake’s Sword, one that does not scale, I highly suggest dropping it and picking up a standard weapon, one that you can reinforce and scales with your character. These allow for you to add additional buffs with pine resin and the likes as well as do extra damage from your character’s attributes.

And last but not least, don’t let someone tell you your weapon of choice is bad. Nearly all the weapons in Dark Souls are viable, which is one of my favorite things about the games in general.

Again and Again.

You will die. A lot. Remember these tips and they will help you succeed where many gamers give in. The Souls games are about the reward you’ll receive through learning the game mechanics. The feeling of success you’ll receive playing through this series is a one-of-a-kind feeling that I’ve felt little of elsewhere in the gaming world.

I hope you fall in love with this series just as I did four years ago!

Review: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds


As I’m sure many of you know, I am a very ambitious video gamer, and I’m sure you also know The Legend of Zelda is my favorite video game series. It’s always been a big part of my life, and as weird as this might sound, it actually helped shape who I am. As a child I would get lost (literally) in the land of Hyrule for days on end, adventuring, discovering secrets, and saving the world. I yearn for that feeling again – a grand adventure.

For the past few years most video games have left me empty. There are very few I can say I sat down and played through from start to finish and really, REALLY enjoyed them. Even recent Zelda games (Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword) all felt somewhat dull to me. Like they’ve lost their way and become “just another action/adventure game.” Then at E3, Nintendo surprised us all.


An official sequel to my favorite video game, A Link to the Past, was announced, and was coming out later this year for the Nintendo 3DS. At first I was cautious, but as time moved closer and closer to launch, I became more and more excited. I am pleased to say that The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds delivers a game I’ve been waiting for years to play. It’s a wonderful sequel, an exciting adventure, and filled with the classic Zelda adventuring we haven’t felt in a long time.

The game starts off with our hero, Link, as he is lazily sleeping in instead of doing hard labor as the resident Blacksmith’s assistant. The Blacksmith’s son, Gulley, is sent to wake the dallying young hero from his seemingly eternal slumber. Eventually Link is woken up and heads out to make up for his prior idleness. The Captain of the Hylian Guard is there to pick up his newly crafted Shield, but as he leaves, he forgets to take his sword.

As you can guess, Link is given the assignment of returning the sword, but after tracking down the Captain, something horrible happens. Seres, a young maiden, is transformed into a painting by a new villain to the Zelda franchise, Yuga, who proceeds to kidnap the girl and claims to be heading for Zelda soon! Time to head for Hyrule Castle where we meet the famed lady who needs no introduction.


So Link’s Quest has officially started. Soon after he acquires the ability to morph into a painting himself to help traverse environments and enter the portals to Lorule, a dark realm in the later parts of the game. He also meets a helpful salesman named Ravio who has seemingly convinced the baddies of Zelda to join his little scheme of renting or selling Link his tools and weapons, instead of just waiting for Link to inevitably find them. Cleaver guy! These new mechanics were some of the best ideas Nintendo could have provided to make this game fun, unique and overall memorable.

The world is virtually the same as A Link to the Past‘s world, but with the whole “centuries passed” feel to it. Some things are slightly different, but it will still be easy to navigate for those who have wandered this rendition of Hyrule before. Lorule, however, is a very different world compared to the previous Dark World. Lorule is littered with mighty trenches and seems more like a land in peril than an inherently evil world, which is exactly what it is.

What’s wonderful about this game is that Nintendo took a risk; you now purchase or rent items you’d normally find in dungeons before you go to the dungeon. This is a great new mechanic for a few reasons. It allows you to be able to fully explore the map very early in your playthrough. It erases the linear gameplay that Zelda has seemed to have embraced in recent years. It also allows you, as a player, to really explore what tools of the trade you like the most and become comfortable at your own pace. This idea is undoubtedly the next step in the Zelda franchise.


However, it doesn’t come without cost. When you rent an item, you lose it when you die. There were a couple times where I died back to back (for silly reasons) after re-renting those items. I cannot tell you how annoying it is to die within five minutes of renting a bunch of items. It essentially is throwing away a lot of rupees. Another, bigger, reason is that the dungeons seemed shorter, because there wasn’t a pre-item section of the dungeon.

This might just be me looking into it too much. Maybe the game is designed that way because it is, at the end of the day, a portable game. The dungeons could just be designed for an experienced player to easily tackle them in one sitting before class, or while on a lunch break. Most dungeons take about a half hour to an hour to complete once you get there. The most difficult sections of the dungeon are usually the bosses, which are just spectacular.

The bosses in this game are many times throwbacks, and many times completely original. The original bosses are exactly what you’d expect from an original boss. You jump in relatively blind and have to figure out their weakness as the fight goes on. The bosses that have a similar look to the old ones, on the other hand,  do not fight like the bosses of A Link to the Past, many times requiring a completely different item and strategy to conquer. It’s the perfect balance of nostalgia and new gameplay and I love it.

ImageOne thing I would like to see changed about this mechanic of buying/renting items is simple. Keep the idea for Zelda Wii U but instead of getting them from a shop, get them from mini-dungeons around the land of Hyrule that you will naturally come upon. Of course, some of the items should be acquired through a store or another NPC via a mini-quest, but I would love that feeling of discovery several mini-dungeons with real reward would give me.

The other huge mechanic to this game besides the item buying/renting is Link’s new ability to fuse with the walls around him to traverse environments. This mechanic alone is a huge deal. It forces you to rethink the game completely and overtime, it really becomes second nature to you. Whenever I would get stuck when I first started the game, it took me a minute or two to figure out what to do next. When I was nearing the end of the game, I was popping in and out of the walls like it was my birthright. It’s a wonderful mechanic and it helps to see the classic Link to the Past world from a very new perspective.


A new addition, which isn’t really a new mechanic to the franchise, is the reformatted saving/fast travelling. It’s essentially what we had with Majora’s Mask where you can save at save point and fast travel between them. In the previous game, you would hit owl statues and play a song to teleport. In this game they are weather vanes, and you ring a bell that a friendly young witch gives you to have her swoop down and chauffeur you throughout Hyrule. Not bad!

Exploring this classic Hyrule has never been better. There are collectibles to find like the classic pieces of heart as well as the new family of Maiamais who will upgrade your items for every 10 baby Maiamai found! There are a bunch of minigames including cucco dodging, octorok baseball, footracing, an endless monster-slaying tower, rupee rush, and more, as well as a street pass distraction where you can fight against other player’s characters as a Shadow Link. The world features a fully orchestrated soundtrack remixing many classic songs and many secrets to uncover along the way, opening new paths or mini-dungeons leading you to treasure.


The classic Zelda feel is still here though, and that’s what makes this game amazing. It has all these new features, yet seamlessly integrates them in the series we all know and love. It really feels like the next big step for the series and I’m excited to see where these new additions head in the next installment. Nintendo have been talking about mixing up the formula for a while now, and I can tell you they’ve definitely done it right this time.

This is the best Zelda game since the fabled Ocarina of Time.

I give The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds a 5/5.

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Miniview: New Super Mario Bros U

New Super Mario Bros U is a lot of fun. It’s a blast to play co-op, it has a very balanced difficulty level, and surprisingly hasn’t bored me yet. I love Super Mario games as much as the next guy, but there really is only so much you can take before you get bored, it happens naturally and it’s not the game’s fault. However it isn’t really anything more than your standard Super Mario game and you shouldn’t expect this package to bring you anything truly innovating. It’s a standard package with standard gameplay that will feature the solid presentation you’d expect from a Nintendo game.

In this game, instead of Bowser kidnapping Peach he invades the castle and throws you away with a giant mechanical hand. Other than that it’s the typical Bowser kidnap story. The Bros and Toads land in a new area that features Acorn Shrooms. This is one of the new Shrooms in the game which grants you Flying Squirrel powers (essentially the same as the tanooki tail or feather cape, slightly mutated). Other than that the game features new baby Yoshies that will eat up enemies on the level while you hold them and have a power to help you on your travels. An example being, purple baby Yoshies fill up with air like Kirby to help you float or yellow baby Yoshies lighting up dark areas like a lantern. The game also features the ability to have a fifth player control the Gamepad and place platforms to help… or hinder the heroes, as well as the HD graphics you’d expect in this day and age. Other than that New Super Mario Bros U is a very standard package similar to NSMB,
NSMB Wii and NSMB 2 before it.

Although this isn’t a bad game, I can’t out rightly recommend it to just anyone. Unless you really crave some classic side scrolling action or you can find it for less than the MSRP ($60) it’s not worth the investment. If this game was, say, $30, I could recommend it. It really is a solid game that I personally haven’t got bored of yet, but it’s truly more of the same. It is a great side-scrolling platformer, but we’ve all been there done that. If Nintendo brought some actual innovation to the NSMB franchise, I would be ecstatic, but until then, expect to see more games featuring slight mutations to the things we have already done and done.






*More of the Same

I give New Super Mario Bros U a standard 3/5

Opinion: E3 Predictions/Wants

The Electronic Entertainment Expo is Christmas for Gamers. Well, actually, it’s more like Groundhog Day, but you get the picture. With it just around the corner, Microsoft, Sony, the Big N, and the big Publishers are all working as hard as they can to convince us they’re the best choice for gamers. It’s always loaded with fun, exciting announcements and I sure as hell can’t wait for it. This is how I predict E3 will go down this year.


–Xbox One–

The Xbox One was received with approximately a 75% disappointment rate (statistics from IGN poll). The nearly always-online, required Kinect, mandatory game installs and lack of ability to allow friends to borrow games has limited what console gaming is usually preferred for. Generally, console gaming is convenient. It allows you to rent/borrow games easy, play offline, enjoy games privately, etc.

Sure, the Xbox One has been frowned upon at the reveal, but I have a theory. Microsoft was very ambiguous about many of these things. Hell, Major Nelson just denied the Used Game Fee that was spreading around from the other day. I think Microsoft was ambiguous on purpose to see how people would respond, that way when E3 rolled around they knew exactly what to say and when. Plus, who wouldn’t be completely happy to hear all these requirements are bullocks and that it’ll run just as freely as an Xbox 360? People would jump on board just because of their sudden agreeance. It’s their form of “made you look” because now everyone is watching, but it might not be as they say it is.

I think Microsoft will surprise at E3. I’m very happy with the console reveal. They cranked out all the bullshit we wouldn’t want to see at E3 so they can focus 100% on what truly matters; the games and software are what will drive us to purchase this device anyway. E3 will be all about the GOOD of the console for GAMERS and not about TV, Sports, Kinect and Call of Duty. Plus they have eight new IPs to share… yeah eight. I’m in.


–PlayStation 4–

Sony has a hole to fill. They’ve lost a lot of money the past few years, but I think they can get back on track. If the supposed requirements about the Xbox One are true, all Sony needs to do to win a large crowd over is NOT have these requirements. They are doing a great job right now keeping developers on their side and keeping a low key on the console until its true unveiling at E3.

Sony has been pretty quiet about the console for the most part. They’ve shown what it can do, given specs and shown the controller, but they haven’t said anything about the physical hardware. For all we know, it has the same shameful requirements the Xbox One may or may not have. However, Sony has a lot of loyal fans and great development teams on their side. All they need to do is blow us out of the water with a library of great games, unlocked shackles and a fresh PSN. I guarantee tons of people would jump on board if they demonstrated these ideas.

I think Sony will please at E3, but not in a surprising way. They’re taking a slow approach and making sure they satisfy fans before the mass crowd. After they have asserted their loyal base is on board, they’ll widen their net to grab up the stragglers.

–Wii U/3DS–

Nintendo knows what they want. They want to please their fans. They want to sell to families. They want to bring innovation to gaming. Even if you still deny that Nintendo innovates, I have a few recent things that can counter it. PS4 touchpad and Xbox Smartglass were both inspired by the Gamepad. Sony and Microsoft’s early console unveils were inspired by Nintendo Direct. The social aspects of the Xbox One and PS4 may even be inspired by the Miiverse. Either way, Nintendo likes to take the risks that Sony and Microsoft don’t.

One thing is for sure for Nintendo – they’re about to slamdunk a TON of great first party titles that will ignite the Wii U fire. It happened with the 3DS last year, and I believe it will happen with the Wii U this year. Critics everywhere weren’t too fond of the 3DS its first year, but now it’s the preferred handheld by most parties. We already know we’ll see a new Zelda, Mario AND Smash Bros at E3, plus Animal Crossing, Pikmin 3, A Link to the Past 2 and whatever else might be up their sleeve.

I think Nintendo is going to dominate at E3. I think that they’re going to crank their development divisions to show the world what they’ve been waiting for – HD Zelda, HD Mario, HD Smash. Hell, I would love to see a Star Fox, Metroid, or F-Zero all teased or confirmed as in development. I think Wii U’s will be selling at a much higher rate after E3, something that Nintendo really needs right now.

–The Others–

EA: Battlefront 3, Battlefield 4

Activision: Call of Duty, New IP

Ubisoft: Assassin’s Creed IV, Watch_Dogs, Rayman Legends, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Splinter Cell: Blacklist, Beyond Good & Evil 2

OUYA: Official list of full games available at launch. A few titles we haven’t heard of yet. Human Element.



Xbox One: No ridiculous requirements, New Non-FPS Halo, $400-$500

PS4: No ridiculous requirements, New IP, Reimagined PSN (constructed to capture XBL fans while retaining its trademark XMB)

Wii U/3DS: A ton of unannounced games besides Mario, Zelda and Smash. New Star Fox, Metroid, F-Zero. Improved Nintendo Network features.

OUYA: Strong First Party-Sponsored games.

Ubisoft: Less streamlined games, more creative games.

EA/Activision: An Apology.


Thanks for reading!